The Epic Template Tale

David P. Maurer

The Greatest Thief in the World is getting old. He wants to retire before he's assasinated, and plans one last job... enough to buy a one-way ticket to comfort and anonymity. There's just one problem: the job that he has in mind is impossible, and there's a crazy and ridiculously beautiful young insurance investigator hot on his trail. (Okay, that's two problems, and if you think his troubles stop there, you're in for a surprise.)